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Sep 20th at 1AM / via: judgejudyofficial / op: ginocchie / 180,985 notes

miss-perkey:

1000deadcops:

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

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anxietyproblem:

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Sep 20th at 1AM / via: ruinedchildhood / op: gay-irl / 53,154 notes
anhedoniczoruko:
“ fullmetalfisting:
“Quick question: why are you all like this? What is wrong. With like. All of you
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anhedoniczoruko:

fullmetalfisting:

Quick question: why are you all like this? What is wrong. With like. All of you

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Aug 24th at 2AM / via: joshpeck / op: wizardnuke / 458,361 notes

tonystark-tm:

chotimoti:

tonystark-tm:

tonystark-tm:

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

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hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating



Aug 24th at 2AM / via: ruinedchildhood / op: botan / 89,542 notes

Aug 24th at 2AM / via: joshpeck / op: humansofnewyork / 184,745 notes
titenoute:
“ humansofnewyork:
““My husband got involved with a younger woman at work. I was relaxed about it at first. He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’ But then she got pregnant. Luckily through the divorce process I...

titenoute:

humansofnewyork:

“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work.  I was relaxed about it at first.  He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’  But then she got pregnant.  Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life.  Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog.  Anyone is free to stop by at anytime.  You can eat or drink whatever you want.  All the young people in the neighborhood love me.  I’m the oldest person in our friend group.  Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties.  They call me Queen Mama.  I call them my adopted kids.  I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews.  I only ask one thing in return.  Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea.  Just so I can stay up to date.  Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up.  We were out until 2 AM last night.”
(Amsterdam, The Netherlands)

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Aug 24th at 2AM / via: ruinedchildhood / op: peteneems / 148,011 notes

that-twink-over-there:

She really said “Let me remind you with whom you’re speaking… bitch.”


Jul 24th at 8PM / via: joshpeck / op: jumex / 131,990 notes

pancakeke:

jumex:

Im not even alive im just collecting data

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anxietyproblem:

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Jul 24th at 8PM / via: joshpeck / op: heartshapedbasil / 348,584 notes

spacemancharisma:

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man doesn’t even know what it means to carmelize onions


that-twink-over-there:

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Sometimes Tumblr ads are actually accurate



Apr 4th at 3AM / via: stand-up-gifs / op: bryanrl / 82,052 notes

squided:

corvid-420:

bryanrl:

A visual representation of the US’s new unemployment claims over the years, for better context of the past month.

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The People™️ will want blood.

Imagine just showing this to someone a year ago with absolutely no context